Son, a piece of advice, never use the words smurf penis on a fir...

Son, a piece of advice, never use the words "smurf penis" on a first date

Older Ted

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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
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How I Met Your Mother
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Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee, it doesn't go with your suit.
Ted: I'm not wearing a suit.
Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool, exhibit A. [points to his own suit] Lesson three, don't even think about getting married til you're thirty.

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