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Don't give me the 'hurt feelings' thing, Mom, because A. I don't buy it, and B. I don't care.

Steve McGarrett

Steve McGarrett: Did you check the emergency exit?
Danny Williams: No, I went to go get donuts.

Steve McGarrett: Book him, Kono.
Danny Williams: Oh! Where's the love?

Freddie Hart: Who packed this chute for you? It's not gonna open.
Steve McGarrett: It's only six miles down, I'll grab your legs.

Steve McGarrett: Did you just hang up on the C.I.A.?
Danny Williams: No, I hung up on a schmuck...a gigantic schmuck.

Catherine Rollins: Now that we've got that taken care of, how do you plan on doing this? Because all I've got is a pack of gum, some Dramamine, and a wry smile.
Steve McGarrett: I'm working on it.

Danny Williams: I thought nobody wore a tie in Hawaii.
Steve McGarrett: No, they don't, but it's a special day, so I thought I'd wear one. Plus, I'm wearing my dress blues. They'll make me walk the plank if I don't wear a tie with my dress blues.
Danny Williams: Why do they call 'em blues if they're black?
Steve McGarrett: I know they're black! I never...I dunno.

Steve McGarrett: You were worried about me?
Danny Williams: Worried? I was worried about my car.

Danny Williams: I'm gonna let that awkward moment fade. We got a bar to go to.
Steve McGarrett: It's for a case.
Danny Williams: A bar-case.

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