I had to hitchhike home last night in a burrito truck. It's not as fun as it sounds.

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So was that girl an alien, or a toddler with a growing disease?

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We're stranded here forever...and I've never seen Blue Man Group!...I did see Blue Man Group! I just didn't get it! Why can't they talk? They have so much in common!

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I passed all the classes, so now I just do yoga while the teachers write down my wisdoms.

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Evil Troy: I've been counting our bullets. One of us it out.
Troy: Is it you?
Evil Troy: Yes.
Troy: Why would you tell me that?

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