Favorite Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes
The only thing we care about is gettin' girls and going to the gym.
It just so happens that Deena defies the laws of intelligence. I never thought someone would make Snooki look like a rocket scientist.
Pauly D. was with the grenade ... When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.
I'm like, chill out, Freckles McGee.
The bugs in the Everglades are huge. They're about the size of Snooki.
Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck?
The answer is ... day one, I had to pull the eject button.
I'm not ready to perform right now. I'm like a Ferrari. I'm high maintenance.
I'm hooking up with my girl. Pauly is hooking up with his girl. And we're going to have sex. That's the situation.
It's like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back.
Back in the day, they had a prophecy that one day, there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be The Situation.
[to Snooki] If a guy doesn't like you ... it's called f*%k you, and there's so many people out there in the world that's gonna like you for you.
