Favorite Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes
My chick has got my sweatpants on. Pauly D's chick's got his sweatpants on. We're about to get our smash on.
I'll speak for everybody and you can get the f**k out. You left in Jersey, you might as well leave now.
Snooki's drunk and she doesn't understand. She acts like she's 10 years old.
Angelina's so big, dawg, she broke the bed, dawg.
Deena and Snooks have just shown again why they defy the laws of intelligence.
I run into my boy, Arvin ... he looks like a jacked-up-guido-MacGyver!
When Ron is crying on my shoulder, good old Sammi, the sweetest b!tch you'll ever met, is callin' another dude. Sammi, you got caught you sneaky b!tch!
You better be hittin' the gym and if you're not hittin' the gym for like an hour or so, you know, you may have a problem. Okay, cause I'm at the gym for like an hour-and-a-half... ya know? Workin' on my fitness.
The Situation: Can I place an order?
Delivery guy: What's the name?
The Situation: Situation.
Delivery guy: Name?
The Situation: Yeah. Situation. S-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n.
Delivery guy: Whatever man, what's your order?
The Situation: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
The Situation: You look like a ho.
Angelina: You're a dirtbag and your penis should fall off.
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
Yo, I mean, this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into with The Situation.
