Popular Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes
I'm hooking up with this girl, your girl's girl, and your girlfriend's girlfriend's girlfriend. Somebody's gotta do it.
I'm sort of a softy sometimes. I'm a sensitive dude.
I put the hippopotamus to bed.
I'm not ready to perform right now. I'm like a Ferrari. I'm high maintenance.
I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. The first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!
So, um, I, um, got a taxi for you, baby ... I set up everything for you. Are you good?
I'll be flipping pancakes while people are punching each other in the face.
Jose's taken Angelina on a number of dates. Buying her Fossil watches. I don't how much it was. $39.99? $49.99? The man should be smashed.
Situation: What do you think of Jenni and Sammi? I feel like Sammi slayed the giant.
Vinny: Just by stepping up to her, you get a tie. And if you get in a tie with Mayweather, you get respect.
Vinny: Ronni's MacGyver, yo.
Situation: He got off scott free.
Just like when you're little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive. Santa Claus is fucking dead.
The Situation: Angelina is the Staten Island Ferry: everybody gets a ride, and it's free.
