Just like when you're little and you want to believe Santa Claus is alive. Santa Claus is fucking dead.

Situation

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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.

Jenni

How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me? I'm basking in it right now.

Sammi
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