I'm gonna bring a little Jersey down to MIA, which is Miami, and I'm excited.

Next thing you know, Snooks' clothes just started coming off.

It takes a special type of a person to get through this. We all should be proud that we balled out and had an awesome time.

The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.

[to Snooki] If a guy doesn't like you ... it's called f*%k you, and there's so many people out there in the world that's gonna like you for you.

It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls and going to the gym.

The Situation: [re: The Grenade and The Hippo stoppin' by] They probably smelled the food!

It's like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back.

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