Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes (Page 8)
The Situation: [re: The Grenade and The Hippo stoppin' by] They probably smelled the food!
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The Situation: It's like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back.
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Mike: I was thinkin' heavy fire and I didn't wear my bulletproof vest and I just don't know if I'm gonna make it.
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Mike: You better be hittin' the gym and if you're not hittin' the gym for like an hour or so, you know, you may have a problem. Okay, cause I'm at the gym for like an hour-and-a-half... ya know? Workin' on my fitness.
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Mike: I got girls back here almost every night, there's not a time that I don't have girls coming back. Girls love The Situation.
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Mike: Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.
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Mike: I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
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Mike: With me and Sam, it's not a matter of if she wants to hook up with me; it's a matter of just when I decide.
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Mike: Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
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Mike: If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.
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