Jersey Shore

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes (Page 7)

The Situation: JWOWW ... I've seen her working out, doing combos at the gym ... and I've gotten a little taste of a smack myself. I have an idea of what Angelina's about to go through and it's like Rocky vs. Apollo. Rocky doesn't have a chance right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick, and ... loving life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

The Situation: I'm gonna bring a little Jersey down to MIA, which is Miami, and I'm excited.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: Next thing you know, Snooks' clothes just started coming off.
 • Rating: Unrated

The Situation: It takes a special type of a person to get through this. We all should be proud that we balled out and had an awesome time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.
Snooki: Yeah, try me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: [to Snooki] If a guy doesn't like you ... it's called f*%k you, and there's so many people out there in the world that's gonna like you for you.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Situation: It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

The Situation: The only thing we care about is gettin' girls and going to the gym.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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