I was thinkin' heavy fire and I didn't wear my bulletproof vest and I just don't know if I'm gonna make it.

You better be hittin' the gym and if you're not hittin' the gym for like an hour or so, you know, you may have a problem. Okay, cause I'm at the gym for like an hour-and-a-half... ya know? Workin' on my fitness.

I got girls back here almost every night, there's not a time that I don't have girls coming back. Girls love The Situation.

Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.

I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.

With me and Sam, it's not a matter of if she wants to hook up with me; it's a matter of just when I decide.

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.

If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.

Yo, I mean, this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into with The Situation.

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.

Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation.

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes

I'm hooking up with my girl. Pauly is hooking up with his girl. And we're going to have sex. That's the situation.

Mike (The Situation)

I'm like, chill out, Freckles McGee.

Mike