Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes (Page 2)
Snooki: [to Sam] Your mood is good, your nails are good.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I can have a good time without drinking, f*%k you alcohol.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: I definitely want to try again with Vinny, I actually named his penis Moby Dick.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Snooki: Thank you, Mike, because you're an a—hole and we hate you and you're a bad person and you were born in 1965.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Snooki: Whatever... f*%k my life. Sh!t happens.
• Rating: Unrated
Snooki: Can you look at me real quick?! WATCH THE ROAD!!!! But do I look hot???
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Snooki: If you don't want to cuddle, thanks for the braciola but no dinner dates with you and me, goodbye, never see you again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: The staircase is really small and the bed is really wide. It's kind of like an analogy of Vinny's penis not fitting in my pinhole.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: Jenni looks so hot. Like porn star hot. If Roger wasn't here then I would probably have sex with her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: [on Jwoww] I got a boner.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 112