Popular Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
Friggin' duck phone!
My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy and live my life.
When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I f*%ked up ... story of my life.
I am a princess at home, like, I am the f*%king princess of f*%king Poughkeepsie. Here, I am nobody. I'm, like, emotionally exhausted.
Snooki's staying and I'm ready to party. I'm ready to meet sexy guidos and I'm ready just to f*%king be single.
My ideal man would be Italian, dark, muscled ... juice-head guido.
Pickles is my thing.
I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that.
Mike can be a nice guy. Like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side. But that's what I like ... a good guy and a jerk off, it's all in the same.
When I say I'm ready to go wild, I'm gonna go wild.
I'm a vet tech. I save animals. I don't kill them.
He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.
