I can do the worm pretty good.

I'm trying to be sexy, it's not working.

Our friendship is like a roller coaster, we hook up and then we yell at each other and then we don't talk to each other for a couple days.

Whiskey sex is the best. It's when a guy can't have sex for like five hours because he's so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk.

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes

Friggin' duck phone!

Snooki

He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.

Snooki