Popular Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
It just keeps eating at you and eating at you and then when you don't find a guy, you just get more miserable and more depressed.
Seeing Jenni crying and breaking down... it breaks my heart and it makes me want to find Tom and chop his nuts off.
It doesn't come up "Stripper Pole" on my credit card, right? 'Cause my Dad would be like "what the f*%k?!"
I remember I [masturbated] all day once and the next day I couldn't even move.
I told [Pauly D] I'm taking his sperm and making babies out of it.
Jeff is ready to do moves on me... but really I had my friggin' period. Story of my life.
I hate the ocean, it's all whale sperm. Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f**kin' whale sperm.
I look like a hot drunk baseball player right now and I'm lovin' it. BATTER UP, BITCHES!
[on Jwoww] I got a boner.
Jenni looks so hot. Like porn star hot. If Roger wasn't here then I would probably have sex with her.
The staircase is really small and the bed is really wide. It's kind of like an analogy of Vinny's penis not fitting in my pinhole.
If you don't want to cuddle, thanks for the braciola but no dinner dates with you and me, goodbye, never see you again.
