Jersey Shore

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes (Page 4)

Snooki: I don't want to drink anymore, but I feel like if I was sober, I'd be bored.
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Snooki: Every time I get really excited, like if we go to a club, I have to poop my pants. If we go to a party, I have to poop my pants, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop my pants.
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Snooki: Any Pinot's okay. Pregnant people do it.
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Snooki: It's kinda like a disease to Snook-for-Love. It's worse than a staph infection.
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Snooki: I'm a f**king good person!
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Snooki: Where's the beach?
Onlooker: It's right there. Where else would it be?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Snooki: I know that Deena wants to make out with Mike, but doesn't want to be too forward.
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Snooki: Old people, they lose their sex life and that's not a fun time... that's why people always get divorced.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Stop caring and f*%k me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: If I want a beer, then I can have a beer. This isn't law school, it's a t-shirt shop.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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