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Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes (Page 7)

Snooki: Hold my earrings.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds. She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you want to make out with me, just ask. I will say yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pauly D: I almost seen your cooca!
Snooki: My cooca's out!
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Snooki: [on Angelina] You had my sloppy seconds. Good for you. And obviously you're loosey goosey because he got in it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: And if it's a smush, you gotta put lotion on your butt.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Snooki: FYI, I'm not cooking tacos tonight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I'm very excited for him to come over and you know, get it in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Snooki: It's like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Snooki: [to Emilio] I feel like you f--ked me. Yes, I'm very pissed off at you. But I love you. I'm going to give you another chance.
 • Rating: Unrated

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