Jersey Shore

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes (Page 5)

Snooki: Seriously, like, who pees in a bar?
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Snooki: My vagina's out.
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Snooki: [to Sammi] Oh my God, bitch. You're such a whore. Why were you like that?
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Snooki: We still care about this girl.
JWoww: No. No. No.
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Snooki: This is the first night we're going out to a club. F*%king Rom & Sam are coming out. Shocker. Shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each others eyes and say "I love you, baby," all night? We're in f*%king Seaside, bitch - let's go to f*%king Karma.
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Snooki: Honestly, like who hides in a bush? Only me. I will pee in a bush, I will poop in a bush, I will hide in a bush. I do f*%ked up sh!t, I don't even know what's wrong with me.
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Snooki: Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh!t ... I will f*%kin' attack you like a squirrel monkey.
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Snooki: I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I don't need the vibrator, we'll see.
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Snooki: When I see everyone drinking with me it's like Hallelujah, Hallelujah!
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Snooki: I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up with my roommates.
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