Favorite Ronnie Magro Quotes
Sammi: You're going to bed without me?
Ronnie: Yup. Bitch.
[on sleeping with Sammi] Yeah, we smooshed.
I don't like tests, that's why I didn't go to college... don't test me, 'cause I will fail a majority of the time.
You showed your true colors. You disgust me in so many ways, don't ever talk to me again.
[to Vinny] That's what you get for putting a fat girl's ass in your face! That's how you get pink eye!
I'm gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.
Your hand was in the f*%kin' cookie jar, how are you gonna sit there with the crumbs on your lip and be like, I didn't eat the cookie!
I need a mind condom because I'm being mind f*%ked.
I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you. [But] I think I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?
Ronnie: Angelina cheated on Jose.
Sammi: Ronnie told Jose she was his boo. But then she smashed Vinny. Therefore, if she says she's my friend, that means she's not my friend.
Ronnie: We really need to improve our school system.
I would send her a picture of my c*ck and a pack of bubble gum and say, chew on this!
I'm done you're done we're done I'm done you're done, done done done. Like, I don't even know at this point!
