Favorite Ronnie Magro Quotes
Mike's definitely a pot stirrer, yes, he likes to cause a lot of problems and then go take a nap after he does it.
Sammi: Don't you touch anybody.
Ronnie: I didn't touch anybody like that.
Sammi: I saw it, you f*%king idiot.
Ronnie: On who?
Sammi: You.
Ronnie: On who did I touch like that?
Sammi: You tell me, bro. You f*%king did it.
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like and she says she's the new roommate.
That was one punch!
I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!
[on the bed] My children, Pauly's children, Snooki juice.
Jose is definitely getting played. (pauses) Like a piano.
Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse.
I'm just gonna deny, deny, deny until Angelina says something ... and World War III starts.
I hope you have a f*%king book for the apology you have to f*%kin' write me in the morning... cry all you f*%kin' want, your tears don't mean shit to me. Your tears mean d!ck to me, just so you know.
She's beating a dead horse at this point. At some point when the horse is dead you gotta leave it alone.
[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.
