Favorite Ronnie Magro Quotes
I regret that I got caught. I don't regret that I hit the kid, because he had it coming.
Oh, the Ron-Ron Juice is the sh!t that gets the night going. I mean whenever that sh!t comes out it's always a filthy night.
What don't I do for Sam? Besides wipe her ass for her and breathe for her.
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like and she says she's the new roommate.
Sammi: I specifically didn't go out because I was waiting for you at home. Like a bitch.
Ronnie: You are a bitch.
[on JWoww] She sees her ex-boyfriend and then calls her boyfriend, but I'm the dirtbag? Come on, bro ... She's just a shady bitch.
[wasted] I don't hate you because I love you.
Angelina... she's got diarrhea of the mouth.. I was like mind your business ... I gotta deal with Sam, you're gonna have to deal with me.
If I was just gonna get sloppy, I should have just pounded out what's her name on Friday night.
Right away, I know it's Snooki or Jenni. But then I read the letter and see the word 'wisely' and I know Snooki doesn't use that kind of vocabulary.
I'm gonna f*%king get at her so bad right now. I'm gonna eat her alive. Bro, seriously? You wanna play this game?
You just take your shirt off and they come to you, it's like a fly comes to sh!t.
