Everyone's having a good time, everyone's gettin' along in the house. But, once again, one step forward, two step backs.

Ronnie: I definitely regret breaking my number one rule: Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Sammi: There is no Sam and Ronnie right now. I'm alone. It's not a good feeling.

Enough with the family sh!t, Mike!

[to Sam] You are my life.

I need someone who understands what I'm going through.

(to Deena) I'm single as they come and if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be here with you.

Fake Ronnie

Sammi: I'm done.
Ronnie: Do you want this or you don't?

[to Sammi] If I didn't care, then I'd go find another creature outside.

[to Sam] Let me prove it to you. I'm not the same person.

So go home. Go back home. Go back home and talk to Arvin.

You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing yourself ... Stop, because I will yank the phone right out of the wall and you won't be able to get in touch with me.

Now I know how she felt in Miami. Well, not really, but I got a taste of how she felt in Miami.

Ronnie Magro Quotes

Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse.

Ronnie

I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!

Ronnie