Sammi: You're going to bed without me?
Ronnie: Yup. Bitch.

I need closure, bro.

I didn't even know what was going on in my head ... I'm like 'I'm gonna f*%kin' knock a bitch up!'

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don't get it.

Ronnie: Angelina cheated on Jose.
Sammi: Ronnie told Jose she was his boo. But then she smashed Vinny. Therefore, if she says she's my friend, that means she's not my friend.
Ronnie: We really need to improve our school system.

Next thing you know, the grill is legit burnt. Smoke. Like flames.

Nicole and Vinny have some sexual tension they need to talk about, 'cause it could be dangerous to the house.

Sammi: Don't ruin your life over me.
Ronnie: You are my life now.

Your #1 mission is to go out and find the hottest guido and take him home.

[to Ronnie] To us, past the Jersey Shore.

I feel like it is the perfect place to go to. Like, somewhere out of Seaside. We're getting away from it all.

Angelina: We're cool, right?
Sammi: I dunno, I've been hearing a lot of stuff.

Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

[on Snooki dancing] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.

Sammi