You want my honest opinion? That right there looks suspect.

The way he just said it to me was kind of douchebaggy.

Ron ... compose yourself.

I need to move on from this kid quick and there is only one way to do that - I need to go.

Angelina: We're cool, right?
Sammi: I dunno, I've been hearing a lot of stuff.

Sammi: Don't you touch anybody.
Ronnie: I didn't touch anybody like that.
Sammi: I saw it, you f*%king idiot.
Ronnie: On who?
Sammi: You.
Ronnie: On who did I touch like that?
Sammi: You tell me, bro. You f*%king did it.

Sammi: I specifically didn't go out because I was waiting for you at home. Like a bitch.
Ronnie: You are a bitch.

A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heals, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it.

Sammi: Who gives a f*%k?
JWoww: What, did you grow some balls all of a sudden?

You only learn, you grow, you move on, you have to push through every situation that you're in.

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Mike: I'd like to give a trophy to who did the least in this house. Let's vote right now.
Sammi: I don't give a f**k.

Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

[on Snooki dancing] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.

Sammi