[on Snooki dancing] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.

You're my best friend. You're the only one who makes laugh, cry, be happy, sad, miserable, excited. You're the only one who does that.

Sammi: If I ever were to ever meet him, I would be like 'Hell no.'
Ronnie: You did meet him, and you made out with him.

Hot guys come here! I'm single, dance with me!

If you're not a guido then you can get the f*ck outta my face.

Sammi: What would you do if you were me right now?
Ronnie: Look it. I'm here for you. Come here. Look at me.
Sammi: You don't know what I'm going through right now.
Ronnie: I do. Don't tell me I don't ... I'm madly in love with you. I want to be there for you.
Sammi: Why?
Ronnie: Because you're my girlfriend. Really, like, we've come this far. See what happens?
Sammi: Okay.

Yes, I had sex. Like, hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.

[on Deena] I thought she was gonna be hot. I'm all taken aback.

Sammi: Why are you with me?
Ronnie: I'm in love with you. Why? I can't help the way I feel.

I like to be with my boyfriend at all times. Do you get that?

Sammi: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Ronnie: This is why I cheated on you in Miami!

I never thought you would ever, like, do that to me, and you did ... I always knew what I had, and, like, you didn't.

Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

[on Snooki dancing] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.

Sammi