Sammi: What would you do if you were me right now?
Ronnie: Look it. I'm here for you. Come here. Look at me.
Sammi: You don't know what I'm going through right now.
Ronnie: I do. Don't tell me I don't ... I'm madly in love with you. I want to be there for you.
Sammi: Why?
Ronnie: Because you're my girlfriend. Really, like, we've come this far. See what happens?
Sammi: Okay.

[on Deena] I thought she was gonna be hot. I'm all taken aback.

It's like me against the three f*%kin' trash bags in the house.

I don't care about family dinner. I'm not great friends with these people at this point.

I can't trust you! You lied to me!

Sammi: Look me in the face, and all the skeletons, lay it out right now, because I know.
Ronnie: What do you know?
Sammi: Everything
Ronnie: What is (bleeping) everything? What do you know?
Sammi: Tell me right now. Tell me.
Ronnie: Tell me what you know. I'm not (bleeping) doing this with you.
Sammi: Tell me.

Sammi: Don't you touch anybody.
Ronnie: I didn't touch anybody like that.
Sammi: I saw it, you f*%king idiot.
Ronnie: On who?
Sammi: You.
Ronnie: On who did I touch like that?
Sammi: You tell me, bro. You f*%king did it.

Why is Ronnie bleeding out of his ass? I have no idea.

I need closure, bro.

I need to move on from this kid quick and there is only one way to do that - I need to go.

Seriously, what the f**k? All my stuff is ruined. What makes that OK?

Hot guys come here! I'm single, dance with me!

Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

[on Snooki dancing] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.

Sammi