TV Quotes Quotes
How long are we supposed to wait? How many more women are going to die from botched abortions while we wait for men to feel comfortable with us having control over our own bodies? How many women are going to be forced to give birth to babies they can't afford to feed while we wait for housewives who have no idea what it's like to have to work to survive to feel comfortable with women having power? How long do we give people to adapt to change? Am I the only one who's so fucking tired of waiting?
Gloria
Alex: This isn't my costume. I dyed my hair.
Penelope: Like, permanently?! How could you do that without asking me?!
Alex: I did ask you. I said, "Mom, on Halloween, can I dye my hair silver?"
Penelope: Why would you use Halloween in that sentence, that is so misleading!
Syd: Who knew Halloween was fun?!
Lydia: Literally, everybody.
Lydia: Put this outside.
Elena: With that bobo in the White House I can't stand to look at an orange face right now!
Lydia: He's like a pumpkin, he'll get thrown out in November.
Schneider: The prize is an iPad mini, and I never win anything!
Elena: You're a rich, straight, cisgender white dude, you won at life!
Schneider: But I want an iPad mini!
Penelope: Mami, please, stop with the old-school prudishness, it's natural!
Lydia: Maybe for men, because animals cannot help themselves!
Penelope: Masturbation is a healthy, normal part of life.
Lydia: No it is not. It is a dirty, sinful habit for sad, ugly people. Not living, beautiful angels.
Sex is between Adam and Eve. Not BZZZ and Eve!
Lydia
Boundaries are for white people.
Penelope
RuPaul: Now, let’s move on down here to Maria the Robot. Hi Maria!
Gigi Goode: [Moves robotically to RuPaul] What’s up, B****?
[Everyone laughs]
[As Bernadette Peters] There’s no business like show business, so let’s send in the clowns. Oh wait, they’re already here.
Jan
RuPaul Charles, done shook up the building. It’s the m*****-f****** Snatch Game! I’m excited!!!
Widow Von’Du
