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I don’t want to be the guy here, you know. I Like Stanley is the crossword puzzle guy and Angela has cats. I don’t want a thing here, you know. I don’t want to be the something guy..

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Ryan Howard
Episode:
The Office Season 2 Episode 4: "The Fire"
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The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

Yes, I was the first one out. And yes, I've heard "women and children first." But we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.

Michael

Dwight: Fire! This is not a drill!
Phyllis: You say that every week.
Dwight: Do you want to die?
Oscar: Relax.

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