Ryan Howard Quotes
Season 9, Episode 1: "New Guys"
Ryan: It's not garbage, it's my clothes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 22: "Fundraiser"
Pam: Tears of a clown.
Ryan: Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 21: "Angry Andy"
Ryan: I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 20: "Welcome Party"
Darryl: Ryan was douche bag.
Ryan: Hey that's not a code name that's just an insult.
Oscar: Plus, everyone would know who you meant.
Ryan: Yeah.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 17: "Test the Store"
Ryan: I know you're my boss, but you need to get the hell out of my face.
• Rating: Unrated
Ryan: When people see this presentation, they're gonna c** in their pants.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 16: "After Hours"
Ryan: I will have a glass of you oakiest chardonnay, please.
Erin: And I will have a waffle, with your mapleiest syrup.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 15: "Tallahassee"
Paramedic: You have appendicitis.
Ryan: Oh, who called it? Nothing but net.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 14: "Special Project"
Ryan: What were the criteria for going?
Dwight: It might be innate goodness versus innate badness.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 8: "Gettysburg"
Ryan: Robert you got your sheep, and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freakin' moon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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