'Twas the night before this one, and hours to kill I sat in the...
'Twas the night before this one, and hours to killTed
I sat in the tavern, grading parchments with quill
A busty young lassie flashed me a grin
Her garb said "classy," but her eyes whispered "sin."
She said, "You're a teacher?" I said, "Yes, indeed!"
"I must have you!" she moaned, "I'm turned on by tweed!"
With haste we did scamper to my chamber anon,
We fell to the couch, and bro, it was on.
I unlaced her bodice, our passions grew deeper,
And thus ends the tale of The Sexless Innkeeper.
- How I Met Your Mother
- How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 4: "The Sexless Innkeeper"
- Ted Mosby
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