Piper: Why don't you get me an iPhone so I can take pictures and play Candy Crush. I told you before, I'm not risking my freedom for your f*cking byline.
Andrew: Piper, this woman is a criminal.
Piper: Yeah? So am I.


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Orange is the New Black Season 2 Episode 10: "Little Mustachioed Shit"
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You can't walk home without your shoes. They're nice shoes.
Piper. They're from Marshall's. F*ck you.

Alex

Alex: What kind of a lesbian are you?
Piper: The boob-touching kind.