Louie [on consumerism being a job]: You have to do research. You have to go on Amazon and read a really long review written by an insane person... who's been dead for months because he shot his wife and then himself after explaining to you that the remote is counterintuitive. It's got really small buttons on the remote he said before he murder-suicided his whole family.
Added By: Matt Richenthal
Date Added: 08/31/12