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Archer, Ray and Cyril try to survive the Colombian jungle by rafting down a river full of crocodiles. Meanwhile, Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory to help ease her stress.

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Archer Season 5 Episode 8 Quotes

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

Eat a dick, jungle.

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