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It's Valentine's Day on Wisteria Lane and Susan is looking forward to her romantic date with Mike until she learns a surprising fact about him.  Bree discovers something knew about Rex's sexual needs.  Lynette's cranky, old neighbor accuses her twins of stealing.  Gabrielle's work adventures continues as she gets a gig as a mattress model for the Siesta King.

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14

Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Lynette: Are you sure you didn't misplace it? No offense, but you're getting up there in the years.
Mrs. McCluskey: No offense, but you should be sterilized

Dr. Goldfine: How could this reconciliation work if you can't be open to each other?
Bree: We're WASPs, Dr. Goldfine. Not acknowledging the elephant in the room is what we do best

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