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Recap

Mike is questioned about Mrs. Huber's murder by the police and is temporarily arrested.  John's friend, Justin (Ryan Carnes) attempts to blackmail Gabrielle into making him her new gardener.  Tom wants a big promotion, but fearing being left with the kids along, Lynette tries to discourage him.  Bree finds a condom and is shocked to find out it's Danielle's.  Zach Young plans a pool party for the teens of Wisteria Lane and things get out of hand.

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15

Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 15 Quotes

Bree Van De Kamp believed in old-fashioned values. Things like respect for God, the importance of family, and love of country. In fact, Bree believed so strongly in her values, it was always a shock whenever she was confronted with those who didn't

Mary Alice

Bree: Andrew is still a child.
Rex: He's sixteen. It's not unheard of.
Bree: Honey, you have to talk to him.
Rex: And tell him what?
Bree: Tell him that we found his condom and that he is forbidden from - you know.
Rex: I can absolutely tell him that we think he's too young, but I don't think it's gonna do any good.
Bree: Well, then the least we can do is go search his room and if we find any more of these, we'll confiscate them.
Rex: And that will accomplish what?
Bree: Well, if we take away his condoms, maybe...
Rex: He's a teenage boy. We could take away his penis. He'd still try to have sex