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Just when Gaby and Carlos obtain full custody, Libby changes her mind and takes Lily back; Bree offers to be Peter's sex addiction sponsor; Ed has Lynette send dirty instant messages to his wife to save his marriage and when she finds out she demands he fire whoever is responsible and he blames Tom; Karl leaves Edie claiming another woman and Edie hires a PI to find out who; Betty sells the house without Matthew's knowledge and he stages a near-ratep at the hands of Caleb; Bree demands Betty does something about Caleb.

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20

Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Gabby: (about the baby, crying): No! You dont even want to be a mother! We've been feeding her and - and bathing her! And we wake up in the middle of the night to rock her! And if you knew me i dont usually dont do that (to officer) i usually dont...Its too late! we've already fallen in love!

Lynette: You're an award-winning copywriter, Ed, you get paid to write!
Ed: Yeah, jingles for oatmeal, not soft-core porn!
Lynette: For God's sake, it's not brain surgery!

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