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Gabrielle begins coaching young beauty pageant contestants; Susan begins to move things into Ian's; Lynette unsuccessfully turns in Ari to the police; Gloria tells Bree Orson's secrets and she throws him out of the house; Carlos moves in with Mike.

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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

(at the dinner table) Dear Lord, I thank you for this bland, indifferently prepared meal and beseat you to ignite some spark of compassion in my cold hearted daughter-in-law, that she might show some shred of mercy to me, her wretched captive.


(looking in a mirror) I hate this dress. I look like something Ike Turner would hit.