Susan: Mike, you saved our lives. (Mike pulls Susan's cheese out of his back pocket) And our cheese! Ian, can you believe it? Mike saved our cheese! Ian: Yes, yes, he's quite the hero. Mike: (smirking) Good thing I was following ya.
Gabrielle: (about Edie dating Carlos) It's awkward, it's, it's like if I donated a dress to charity, and I went to a party and you showed up wearing it. Edie: Again, if you gave it away in the first place then what the hell are you bitching about?!