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Recap

Six months after season two, season three opens with Mike still in a coma after Orson ran him over.  Meanwhile, another man, Mike, asks Susan out; Lynette has to deal with the mother of Tom's bastard; Orson and Bree get engaged while Gaby and Carlos decide to get divorced while Gaby cares for a pregnant Xiao-Mei.

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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

(talking on the phone) Hey Gaby, It's Lynette. Got a little emergency here. Is it okay if we use your back yard? (pauses) Great, great. And we take complete responsibility for whatever the pony does. Hope you get this message soon.

Lynette

Bree: Excuse me. Did you lose something?
Orson: No. I just thought... for you.
Bree: Oh, um. I don't do that.
Orson: Why not?
Bree: I'm a republican.
Orson: I'm a libertarian. I believe in minimizing the role of the state and maximizing individual rights.
Bree: But Orson?!
Orson: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.