Vince is leaving for Italy to begin filming soon but it seems like he might be going solo...
Drama initially says yes because he's free without persuing an acting career, but after a change of heart, Drama decides to go in for the Melrose Place audition. He completely kills it and leaves confident he will not be joining Vince. Then he suddenly gets a call saying the network loves him... but he's too old for the role. Good news is the network wants to create a show for Drama to star in and they're giving him a nice holding contract in the meanwhile. Nice. Drama gets to join baby bro.
With Jamie-Lynn gone, good old Turtle initially lies to the boys about sleeping with the hot co-ed. We find out later he lied and when he goes back for attempt number two, he's unable to get into things and is clearly still in love with her. He decides if she's not answering his calls, he's hopping on a 14 hour flight to go visit her in New Zeland. Right as he's about to take off, Jamie Lynn calls him and tells him not to come... she doesn't want to try and make the long distance thing work and she doesn't want him to give up on making something of his life. Ouch, he's stuck on the plane. When he finally lands, he decides to take another ridiculously long flight to meet up with Vince in Rome.
E is too busy with his real job and persuing Sloan to even consider going. E decides to surprise Sloan by kidnapping her and taking her to lunch to get her back as his girlfriend. The lunch ends up going disatrous when she finds out why he took he there after she had to cancel plans and demands he return her. On the road home, E gets pissed, pulls over, and demands to know why Sloan won't take him back. She's afraid he still won't commit and would sell her out for the boys again. He proves he's ready by whipping out a ring and proposing! She says yes and thw two head to the airport to say goodbye to Vince. She offers to let him go with the guys and he goes running up in the plane.... before popping out and saying he's kidding. Thank god, we just saw the look on Sloan's face and it wasn't pretty.
We meet up with Ari in couples counseling as he's trying to convince his wife that she should put up $12 million of her own money for him to be able to buy Terrance's business. He also needs to convince her it's a good business deal and he's not just out for revenge. After a classic Ari speech, she's convinced, and the deal can go forward... that is until Terrance throws a last minute wrench into the deal. He demands his legacy, the name TMA, remains. Ari finds it a deal buster and walks out on the deal.
Terrance comes by Ari's office and actually apologizes for firing him and tells him he wants Ari and no one else to buy it because he knows Ari is the only one that can take his legacy forward the next fifty years. After the apology, Ari agrees to keep the name and the deal is signed. Ari heads into the TMA offices with a paintball gun, shooting the people he plans on firing. Ari fies Davies, but can't find Lloyd. Lloyd shows up at Ari's office to quit, only to find out Ari promoted him to a real Asian...err agent.
Oh, and before we forget to mention it, there's some silly plotline with Matt Damon creepily tracking Vince down to get some money out of him for some kid's charity. He uses celebrities such as Bono and Lebron James to eventually lure him in to give $150,000. Wow that was lamer than the break in plotline.
If I could gouge out Terrance McQuewick's eyeballs and eat them for what he did to me, I would. And I would sell that Benedict Arnold Adam Davies into white slavery if we lived in a place that had a market for it. And Lloyd, that little queen, who I welcomed into my home and allowed to play with my children and care for my dogs and who left me for those two scumbags, I would tie him up and let the entire SAG anally rape him if not for the fact he would enjoy itAri
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