After Monica's young boyfriend, Ethan, loses his virginity to her he confesses to being a high school senior; Rachel has erotic dreams about Joey and Chandler, making Ross jealous; Phoebe temps at Chandler's secretary where she learns everyone now hates him.
Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
Phoebe: Oh, excellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. Me.
Phoebe: No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.
Chandler: Why not?
Phoebe: Oh, because, you know... they don't like you.
Phoebe: I thought you knew that.
Chandler: No-ho. Who doesn't they like me?
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
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Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Rachel: No, forget it.
Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. Joey was there too.
Joey: All right.
Ross: Was there... uh, huh, huh, huh... anybody, anybody else there?
Ross: You're sure? Nobody, uh, handed out, uh, mints or anything?
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