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Ross becomes jealous when he thinks Rachel's co-worker, Mark, is flirting; Joey lies on his resume and has to teach a dance routine; Monica dates a busboy at the diner.

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12

Friends Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

(Singing)
Mr. Pretentious, you think there's no one finer!
Well your poems are unpublished and you work in a diner!
You're no God's gift to women - That's all in your head!
You are just a buttmunch!
(One singer singing)
No one likes a buttmunch!
(All singing)
And you're also bad in bed!

Barbershop Quartet

Phoebe: How was last night with Julio, seorita?
Monica: It was so amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta show you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.
Joey: Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.