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Phoebe dates a man who thinks he's stalker her twin; Ross and Rachel give Chandler boyfriend pointers; Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers artificial insemination.

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Friends Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Ross: Let's say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1, she'll take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?
Chandler: That's easy, baggage claim.
Ross: (Buzzes) Wrong! Now you're single. It's actually secret option number three, you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her.

Chandler: Do I look fat?
Ross & Rachel: No.
Chandler: Okay I accept that. When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow.

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