Hawaii Five-O (Page 2)
Hawaii Five-0 Review: Bang Stick
Is there any kind of ancient philosophical concept that describes the state of finding a TV episode to be convoluted as all get-out, but also supremely ent...
Hawaii Five-0 Review: Talk Derby to Me
Well, that was pretty down and derby, am I right, guys? Sorry, sorry. I'm just making some cheesy jokes in the spirit of "Na Ki'i (Dolls)", a delightful ep...
CBS Announces Season Finale Air Dates
Attention, CBS fans: set your DVR and plan your nights out accordingly. The network has announced the following season finale air dates… Sunday, Apr...
Hawaii Five-0 Review: Man Date Mandate
I'll admit it: as someone who has attended Super Bowl parties only because they are a place where it is socially acceptable to eat your weight in guacamole...
POLL: Who Needs Cupid's Arrow on Valentine's Day?
Being single on Valentine's Day isn't a crime. But some of our favorite unattached TV characters could certainly use a special visit from Cupid today. Chec...
Hawaii Five-0 Review: Shrimp Truck Lock-Down
As the greatest minds of our generation have said, time and time again: the first rule of fight club is that you do not talk about fight club, not even if ...
Hawaii Five-0 Review: The Hookman Cometh
I hope you used your week off to rest up, folks - because "Hookman" was all about action, action, gun control debates, action, prosthetic arms, creep...
Hawaii Five-0 Review: I Hate This Place
Like an order of sweet-and-sour chicken, "Hana I Wa'la (Scandal)" satisfied all our conflicting urges at once. Looking for action? We had some serious, sea...
Hawaii Five-0 Review: ...Or Die Trying
After a strong mid-season return last week, "Olelo Ho'opa'i Make (Death Sentence)" veered all over the place - one moment, impressing with gorgeous fight c...
Hawaii Five-0 Review: I Want It That Way
"Kapu (Forbidden)" featured the first-ever usage of technology that let viewers vote on the ending of a TV show as it aired - and that alone would have bee...


Steve McGarrett: Did you just hang up on the C.I.A.? Danny Williams: No, I hung up on a schmuck…a gigantic schmuck.