In this episode, the Patient of the Week is a nursing home worker named Morgan. She fakes an illness to get House to examine a cat that can predict the death of elderly patients. House, of course, doesn't believe it... until Morgan becomes sick for real.
Morgan: I had colds all winter.
House: Well, I've been in this room a while, but it's spring now, right?
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Dr. Cuddy: I told you to get rid of "death cat."
House: Do you see a cat?
Dr. Cuddy: I see a litter box.
(House grabs his cane)
House: This is a disability, Dr. Cuddy. Can't make it to the men's room on time.
Dr. Cuddy: You pee on the mice too?
House: Well, now you see the mice actually prove that I don't have a cat.
Dr. Cuddy: Are these... are these the genetically modified lab mice from oncology?
House: Genetically modified for tastiness.
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