Ted: So Sandy, what do you do? Oh, wait, I know what you do. You're the guy who reads the paper in the morning. Sandy Rivers: You got me. What do you do, Ted? Ted: Oh same thing as you. I read the paper every morning. But then after that, I finish my coffee and go to my real job as an architect, where I make an actual contribution to the world. I'm just kidding. Love your show. You're terrific. Sandy Rivers: Thanks. I never tire of hearing that
Ted: I should just skip this thing entirely. Robin is still pissed at me after, you know. Barney: You lied and said you were broken up with Victoria before you actually were, so you could try and nail Robin and you end up losing both girls in one night. Ted: Yes, that's what I meant by "you know".