How I Met Your Mother

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How i met your mother
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Barney seduces Marshall's cougar law professor to try and get him a better grade.  Lily takes a job at Ted's office and tries to teach his jerk boss a lesson using her Kindergarten teacher experience.

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How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

Lily: Wow you weren't kidding it really does look like a giant penis.
Ted: I know, but whatever reason Mr. Druthers just doesn't see it.
Lily: How can he NOT see it? I mean there's the [points]
Ted: I know...
Lily: And the way it...
Ted: I know...
Lily: And the two little...
Ted: I know!

Ted: Give him his ball back right now! People are gonna get fired!
Lily: No, they're not! It's just a tantrum, Ted. I saw this in kindergarten all the time.
Ted: This isn't kindergarten. Mr. Druthers is an adult, and he wants his ball back!