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After discovering he might have cancer, Mac and Dennis try to find a girl to sleep with Charlie; Mac ends up falling for a transsexual, Carmen; Dee gets Dennis to hire an actress friend to help out at the bar.

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4

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Carmen, you got the most amazing body. Are you bulimic or what?

Mac

Mac: Is that a penis in your pants?
Carmen: Yeah.
Mac: You lied to me.
Carmen: No, I didn't. You lied to me. You don't workout? Please! I've seen you at the gym. You're ripped.
Mac: No, don't turn this around -- wait, really? You think so?

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