Ronnie is hauled off to jail, and the rest of the crew return home. Pauly D and his girl are in bed. Vinny delivers the news.
Snooki Polizzi calls the Seaside Heights Police Department and finds out that Ronnie will be at the Ocean County Jail.
Sammi goes to bail him out. She and Ronnie hug and head back into the house. Ronnie blames the other guy for talking smack to him.
It's Labor Day weekend, their last in the house, and The Situation is hitting the phone to find dates for the evening.
Snooki calls Keith, the Irish cowboy, and asks him to come to Seaside Heights, but he doesn't want to commit. She's upset.
She returns to the Boardwalk and starts her own personal dance party. People are staring.
She spots her ex-boyfriend Justin at a patio bar, but he doesn't want to talk to her, so she returns home, sad.
Vinny, Pauly D, and The Situation head out to a place The Situation calls "a Chuckie Cheese for dudes" and bond over air hockey and beers.
Sammi and Ronnie have date night in Belmar. They decide they want to stay together after the show is over.
The other guys return to the house to find Snooki crying into her cleavage over her ex-boyfriend.
The Situation tells her to forget about him and says they'll all hang out together. Sans bimbos.
The Situation and Snooki head to the hot tub. They start to hit it. Wow.
The Situation excuses himself and says that getting with Snooki would be like getting with his little sister. Apocalypse averted.
Next day: The last supper. Tearful montage. Fade to black.