Vinny's family comes to visit from New York. His uncle Nino is hilarious, and his mother is Vinny's only true love, cooking dinner for the whole house and being a general sweetheart.
The heat is on Angelina for banging Vinny while dating Jose. The Situation threatens to rat her out, but Jose comes away thinking she and Vinny only kissed, and gets over that.
Pauly D and the Situation make various booty calls, with varying degrees of success, and become as sleazy as humanly possible. Then Pauly D meets a really nice girl.
One he wants to, like, date. Vinny has the same experience. They plan a double date, only for Vinny to be stood up. It's actually very sad.