"Rich Man, Poor Girl"

The entire family wonders if Victoria's new man will be a keeper on Mike & Molly.

"Open Mike Night"

Molly encourages her friends to let Vince do their hair, until he does hers on Mike & Molly.

"Mind Over Molly"

Mike & Molly head to therapy to work on their issues in "Mind Over Molly"

"Dips & Salsa"

It's time to salsa on Mike & Molly! The couple takes a class this week.

"Windy City"

When things go badly between Peggy and Patrick, Mike and Molly end up in the middle.

"School Recital"

Molly is oblivious when another teacher hits on her while Mike gets involved in a money making scheme on Mike & Molly.

"Molly's Out of Town"

When Molly heads out of town for a teacher's conference, Mike backslides and turns to food for solace on Mike & Molly.

"Mike Can't Read"

Mike tries to convince everyone that there is nothing wrong with his vision on Mike & Molly.

"Party Planners"

Mike's hopes for his birthday are dashed when planning his party drives a further wedge between his wife and his mother on Mike & Molly.

"Spring Break"

Molly heads off on a Spring Break vacation with Victoria and her friends while Mike tries to get more overtime out of the Captain on Mike & Molly.

Mike & Molly Quotes

Molly: We've got the house all to ourselves. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mike: Order pizza and make prank phone calls?
Molly: Yeah, baby!

I always go to Lethal Weapon. I'm Danny Glover and you're Mel Gibson with a thyroid problem.

Carl [to Mike]