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Ready to watch NCIS online? This is your chance to relive all of the team's cases, exchanges and decisions, while catching up on anything you may have missed on the long-running and increasingly popular CBS drama.
Gibbs' former mother-in-law is a witness in a murder investigation. You know that will not go smoothly.
When a Marine is found dead, Ziva, Ducky and the team hit the open road to bust an illegal trucking operation.
The NCIS team has to thwart an attempt by a group of terrorists to detonate a bomb before it's too late.
Tony and Ziva travel to Paris to bring a witness in a fraud case to the U.S. to testify. But her would-be killer may on the plane itself ...
Gibbs is worried about Tony's ability to handle his job when Tony's father is linked to their newest investigation - an assassination attempt on a foreign prince.
When a Navy pilot is found dead under strange circumstances, the team finds itself battling a no-nonsense attorney with a hidden agenda.
The team investigates a case involving a Reverend's son, who may be involved in a hate crime. Gibbs' father returns and has a sudden change in behavior.
A genius 12-year-old girl becomes the subject of an NCIS investigation when a Marine who was protecting her ends up dead.
The NCIS agents need to use other resources when an attempted robbery leads to the death of a Lieutenant and the entire city suffers a major blackout.
Vance's family is put into danger when an assassin from his past returns to threaten their safety. The NCIS team works to help Vance face his troubled past.
McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.
McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.
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